Let’s skip the dad jokes and get real—your dad doesn’t want another “World’s Okayest Golfer” mug. He wants gear that goes the distance, snacks that slap, and gifts that don’t collect dust.

Whether he runs, rides, or just really loves jerky, we’ve got you covered.

Here are 7 Father’s Day gifts that are way cooler than a tie.

Does your dad say “easy spin” and then drop everyone? Get him the box that fuels big climbs, long rides, and even longer post-ride bragging rights. Designed for cyclists, approved by legends (and probably your dad).

For the dad who logs miles before most people hit snooze. This box is loaded with fuel, recovery tools, and gear he’ll actually use—not just say thank you for. Consider it a PR in gift-giving.

Roses are red, but your dad wants gains. This protein-packed “bouquet” swaps flowers for high-quality protein snacks, so he can feel the love and the macros.

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Chewy, savory, and borderline addictive. This jerky sampler is ideal for the dad who likes his snacks bold, meaty, and ready to toss in a gym bag, tackle box, or glove compartment.

Smells like effort. These rugged, refreshing soap bars are for dads who train hard and clean up even harder. Bonus: they’ll reclaim the bathroom from your lavender candle invasion

For the dad who fuels his drives and his drive. These wooden tees are durable, no-nonsense, and just flashy enough to say “I care about my short game and my snack game.” Perfect for stuffing in his bag next to the jerky and that one ball he swears he’ll find in the woods.

Still unsure? Let Dad build his own fuel stash. It’s like giving him the keys to a sports car made of gels, chews, and hydration mixes.

The bottom line?
Father’s Day is coming fast. Ditch the clichés, skip the shipping stress, and fuel your dad like the MVP he is.

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